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I've just received an email from the Federation of Holistic Therapists (a little-known sideline of mine is that I rub clients down with ...

Everywhere I go, people ignore me. Sometimes the odd dog responds to my presence by cocking its leg against my lime green cords. I bet no...

Why not cheer up your washing and bathing time by cultivating bean sprouts on your face flannel?

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