Tuesday, 2 March 2010

Dear Agony Auntie,

I am still on my quest to find true love and romance, and I therefore went on a date last week.

However, the gentleman I met carried on a fairly boring conversation, but insisted on miming to everything he talked about. To begin with, it was merely irritating, then it became downright embarrassing as he discussed how to shake cans of spray paint in order to ensure a smooth finish, and also how to test melons for freshness. How the other people in the bus shelter stared!

Now, dearest Auntie, when he phones me should I pretend he's got a wrong number, and reply in an incomprehensible Eastern European accent, or should I adopt a different approach and start taking classes in physical theatre?

Yours,

The Lady in the Cartoon on here dated 26th September 2008
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4 comments:

  1. Reg3 March 2010 at 08:53

    Perhaps she should try 'Mismatch.com' - plenty of ideal partners on there....so I've heard.

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  2. Poobah5 March 2010 at 15:22

    A poem by Poobah:

    On Friends Reunited
    Or Dating dot Org
    You'll find your true love
    (but prepare to be bored)

    When cruising the wine bars
    Or speed dating in Pubs
    Don't drink too much vino
    You'll get the Hiccups!

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  3. Lady from 26th September cartoon5 March 2010 at 15:46

    Darlingest Poobah,

    This is the most useful and caring piece of advice I've ever received on here. Romantic, too!

    Are you actually a corgi, though?

    Yours sincerely,

    The Lady in the Cartoon on here dated 26th September 2008

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  4. Poobah5 March 2010 at 22:43

    Don't go there lovely Lady.

    Go here:http://give-a-blog-a-bone.blogspot.com/

    All will be revealed.

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