
Selwyn was convinced that Nutbrown was the lady for him. But she just needed a little, erm, adjustment. Starting with her hair. "You ought to get your hair cut short", he said. "It would give you style - I can imagine you with a hairstyle a bit like a helmet ..."

"... like this Roman jobbie. Or maybe this doesn't go far enough ..."


Finally Selwyn got so excited that he had to go and have a cold shower. Nutbrown's hare, Birkin, saved the day by climbing on top of her head, demonstrating that a woman's hare truly is her crowning glory.