Illustration Friday - Breezy

'Hey look mate - some of your breeding stock's got out!'

A breezy day had been really helpful in the quest of these flies to find pastures new, so it's lucky that a concerned neighbour brought them safely back home again.

Illustration Friday - Instinct

Introducing Selwyn's friend, 'Tosser' Coyne, who is here trying to persuade the local gulls to act against their natural instincts...


'You know your problem - you just don't make much money. Not like me, with my lilypad with go-fast stripes...'


'When you've got a flash pad like mine, everyone respects you. They don't just sit there thinking "There's a tosser with a lilypad with go-fast stripes"...


Nope, they respect you.

Dear Agony Auntie,

The only man I met today was wearing a frock. He only gave me a wafer to eat and kept all the wine for himself. He was also a real stickler for me speaking when spoken to, and trying to have a conversation with him was like trying to converse with the Speaking Clock. And he expected me to give HIM money.

Are all men like this, or was a Catholic Mass just not the right place to meet one? Especially as I was the only other person there.

Yours,

The Lady in the Cartoon on here dated September 26th 2008

Illustration Friday - Celebrate!!!

As a special treat, these sheep have come to watch some silly people dancing round a stone circle at dawn on midsummer's day. They are celebrating the fact that they've managed to get this far in the year (a) Without being eaten and (b) Have kept their hair on, without any of the silly people trying to remove it forcibly!

Illustration Friday - Time

... with no apologies whatsoever to Michelangelo!

Dear Agony Auntie,

I hadn't met any men today, so I decided to be a computer nerd.

I went out to get some more memory for my computer. Then I got worried that the existing memory might not remember enough to include the new memory that I was about to add.

I thought I'd do something about this, but when I did all the men I met were saying things like 'Someone told me the difference between dementia and Alzheimer's, but I've forgotten what it was'.

Was the Memory Clinic not the right place to go? Are all men like this?

Yours,

The Lady in the Cartoon on here dated September 26th 2008

Dr Sketchy - Out and About in Birmingham and Coventry

These pics are rather overdue for public delectation, but here goes:







They were all done at Dr Sketchy events; the first one features 'Fleur du Mal' (after she'd finished her snowflake striptease) and was done at the Coventry Event. The other two came from the Hollywood Babylon event in Brummagem; the audience included Chichi Parish, Alex Hughes and the mysterious, enigmatic Graphiquillan

It's all a bit chilly for this sort of thing at the moment!