Frogg he would a-wooing go ... 21st century style ...

Mervyn's friend, Selwyn Frogg, has decided to find himself a new lady friend. Not for him a traditional courtship involving flowers, chocolates and the like ... here's his Internet Dating Advertisement:

Name: Selwyn Frogg
Age: Secret
Height: Depends if I'm stretched out or not
Hair colour: No hair, but my skin is beautifully marked and shades of green
Eye colour: Sort of frog colour

Likes: The slime at the bottom of ponds, flies and worms, lilypads
Dislikes: Herons and grass snakes
Hobbies: Hop-stepping and jumping, morris dancing

Personal statement:

We frogs feature in many a fairy story with a happy ending - so don't be shy, girls!
I txt msged four characters to see if they could sum me up in a few words. They were:

a) My wife (she used to be a princess, you know!)
b) My best mate, Mervyn
c) Just dialling at random
d) My mother

The responses I got were, respectively:

a) Who the **** are you?
b) You're my besshhst mate ... hic ...
c) Who the **** are you?
d) Who the **** are you?

So who could resist that?

Remember, girls, if you want to find Prince Charming you've got to kiss Frogg a lot!

Illustration Friday - Routine

Mervyn's back! He's in his usual state! He and his friends are performing a stick dancing routine.

Note his friend - on the right hand side of the pic - that's Selwyn Frogg. He will shortly be going a-wooing, so watch this space.