Monday 1 December 2008

No Sex Please - we're Puritans

Dear Agony Auntie,

I've tried the gym, fishing, Dr Who, football and a war veteran's society. 'Put yourself out there'! they all say.

But all the men I meet these days have very definite ideas on what clothes I should wear, right down to my underwear, how I should do my hair and my place in the household. They address me as 'Mistress' (though there's no activity on THAT front - all mouth and no trousers as they are!). Are all men like this, or was joining a Cromwellian Re-enactment Society a bad idea?


Yours,

The Lady In The Cartoon On Here Dated 26th September
xxx

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