This lovely item of designer jacketwear is hand-crafted from high-quality Astroturf and features optional mole hills, worm casts, weeds of varying degrees of commonality and house sparrows. The deluxe version also features a large lump of lion dung and a water feature.
Be the envy of your friends! At least, the ones who don't think you're a total pillock.
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