Monday 22 November 2010

Dear Agony Auntie,

A while ago I turned into a flesh-eating Zombie, and I've since found that my surviving friends don't want to know me.

Should I go on a strict diet, or would it be better to look for work as a film and tv extra?

Yours,

Elijah Muttonchops, OBE.
xxx

2 comments:

Hypervox said...

Dear Elijah,

Your friends are being very shallow - just ignore their lovable, smiling happy, delicious, delectable, plump, juicy........

....BRAAIIIINNNSSSSSS!

Love,

Auntie.

P.S. Failing that, try auditions for Daytime TV, where your condition is appreciated.c

Elijah said...

....BRAAIIIINNNSSSSSS!

Yum! xxx