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Personality Disorder Diagnosis for Ex-Partners

- Narcissist = They have moved on

- Bipolar = Their feelings changed at some point

- BPD = They broke up with me

- Sociopath = They didn't get along with my friends

- Multiple Personality Disorder = They are dating someone new

- Pathological liar = They said they would love me forever

- Commitment Phobe = He didn't propose

- Codependent = They are really in love with someone who isn't me

- Histrionic Personality Disorder = I saw them kissing their new partner in public

- Sex addict = there was porn in his browser history.

Dear Agony Auntie,

I think my man's just not that into me. He addresses me affectionately as 'Toothless Mary', and says he's delighted we're together, but I'm not so sure.

You see, he hardly ever goes out with me in public and when we do, for example, he will go into the Public Bar and makes sure I go into the Saloon Bar. Once I saw him in the street talking to his mates and I went over and said hello and he pretended we'd never met before. He said he was worried about word getting round, but I'm not sure what he means.

Do you think he's ashamed of me? Should I be looking for a new man? Would it be a good idea to get a set of dentures?

Yours,

Floribette Schuffenecker-Blartfast
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