Saturday, 31 December 2005

Merry Christmas and an even Merrier New Year!


Hello everyone!

It's me, Mervyn, an I finally found my way to the front page after shomeone tried to show me the way to go home an I jussht wanted to shay that I love you an I don't love everyone but I do love you.

And on Chrisshmush Day there wash lotsh of dogssh an lotssh of brusshelsh sproutsh an so the only thing to do wash to have a little drink. Or two. Or three an after a while I lossht count becaush of all the dogssh an the necssht day I had a bit of a hangover. I'd better go to shleep now.

Lotssh of love and wishing you lots of alka sheltzer for the New Year.

Mervyn

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Tuesday, 20 December 2005

Musings from Puflet Palace

Puflet Politics



Puflet thoughts:



'I don't understand politics. Or rather, I don't understand George Bush. I think he has a couple of relatives, Rose Bush and Holly Bush, but then I'm not too sure because he doesn't seem as intelligent as most of the plants I know.



What I specifically don't understand is how he can think he is defending people's civil liberties by infringing people's civil liberties.



Love P xxx

Musings from Puflet Palace

Musings from Puflet Palace



We've been to London to seek our fortune ...! Back at the Palace now, though.



I recall from Junior School, on Prize Day (it was one of those prize days like the caucus race in Alice in Wonderland where everyone got a prize) a local MP came to award the aforementioned booty. She was trying to tell us, in that patronising way that MP's adopt with school children, that she would be visiting Buckingham Palace once she'd seen to the likes of us. Rather than doing so in a direct way, though, she was talking about somewhere 'you might see a little mouse under her chair', whereupon someone in the audience muttered darkly to his mate: "She's goin' rattin'".



Quite right, too.



Anyway, I digress ... went to see the Rousseau exhibition at Tate Modern, which was wonderful. I never realised he had been imprisoned for fraud, though, but I don't think that this related to the way that paintings inspired by the Jardin des Plantes in Paris purported to be from real live jungles. Then on to the Samuel Palmer exhibition at the British Museum ... mouthwateringly beautiful drawings, and what made this exhibition really special was how the BM was able to pull together disparate work from its own permanent collection, which provided the context and sources for Palmer's work, e.g. Durer woodcuts. I was disappointed that they didn't include any of Tom Keating's 'Sexton Blakes', though!



Then back on the train ... Puflet was sitting next to a young male gentleman of the opposite sex, who was wired for sound. Some of this could be heard beyond his earphones - at least, the rhythm was audible. His legs were jigging along to a different time signature, and he was drumming on the table to a different rhythm again. Every now and then this Terpsichorean display was punctuated by the sound of his mobile phone going off. The prospect of standing next to the door, half an hour before the train was due in, seemed strangely inviting.



CAS

Saturday, 17 December 2005

Musings from Puflet Palace

Musings from Puflet Palace



Message from Puflet:



Do you ever go into posh shops where they wrap things up for you, and take a lot of time over it? Does it remind you of when you were an even smaller water bird, and when you were being tucked into the nest, rather than being left by yourself to go and search out sand eels at night?



I've a good mind to go and buy another fluffy dressing gown tomorrow ...



Love P xxx

Musings from Puflet Palace

Musings from Puflet Palace



Just a quick entry to introduce Mervyn Newt, another member of the Palace staff. He would like to make an entry on here, but he can't because he is permanently inebriated.



He has made appearances in my paintings and drawing for a number of years now. Watch this space!



CAS

Friday, 16 December 2005

Ever so tired today (we all are), so here's another picture of a blue tit.

Thursday, 15 December 2005

Musings from Puflet Palace

Musings from Puflet Palace



We were dancing this afternoon, as part of an end-of-term entertainment (I use the term loosely). It was the Betty Mullenger Formation Team; it may be the first and last performance. It is important that you throw yourself into these things wholeheartedly; my partner obviously did. When I saw her coming towards me ... firstly, I didn't recognise her. Secondly, when I did, it was with the same sense of shock you might experience on seeing the Queen Mother advancing towards you sporting a grand walrus moustache. Very fine one it was, too, composed from two large black bits of fluff.



CAS



Puflet says: Yes, you've reeelly reeelly got to go for it. The ones who look like tits are the ones who hold back and look terribly British and repressed. Not that I've got anything against tits - we had some who were close neighbours only last year. Anyway, here's a picture of one, so's you know what they look like.



Love P xxx