Love Wars

Dear Agony Auntie,

I thought I'd have another go. I've tried the gym, fishing, Dr Who and football.

But all the men I meet these days are old, tired, miserable and we just don't seem to speak the same language. Are all men like this, or is it just the result of joining the Polish War Veterans' Society?

Yours,

The Lady In The Cartoon On Here Dated 26th September
xxx

At the end of the line ...

Dear Agony Auntie,

I haven't been to the gym for several days, and I've stopped hanging around on the river bank. The Dr Who Convention is now over. But all the men I meet these days are obsessed by:

a) football
b) junk food

Are all men like this, or was it a mistake to try and find love in the queue for hot dogs and burgers at a Wolverhampton Wanderers match?

Yours,

The Lady In The Cartoon On Here Dated 26th September
xxx

Illustration Friday - Balloon!

Balloons are an excellent way of communicating thoughts, spoken and unspoken, to the sensitive observer of the cartoon ... in this case, rendering the infinite by reference to the finite ... or is this a load of hot air?

Space in Relationships

Dear Agony Auntie,

I don't go to the gym any more, and I've stopped hanging around on the river bank. But all the men I meet these days are obsessed by daleks and tardises and don't seem to notice me. Are all men like this, or do you think I was misguided in my choice of a Dr Who Convention as a potential pick-up joint?

Yours,

The Lady In The Cartoon On Here Dated 26th September
xxx

A very sad tail

Dear Agony Auntie,

I've stopped going to the gym. My abs and pecs aren't what they used to be. All the men I meet these days are maggot-lobbers who smell of fish. Are all men like this, or was it a mistake to join an anglers' club instead of going to the gym?

Yours,

The Lady In The Cartoon On Here Dated 26th September

xxx

Dating Tips - Can You Help This Lady?

Dear Agony Auntie,

All the men I meet these days are self-absorbed narcissists. Are all men like this, or do you think I ought to stop trying to pick up potential dates at the gym?

Yours,

The Lady In The Cartoon On Here Dated 26th September
xxx

Illustration Friday - Opinion

Is junk food REALLY bad for you? It's all a matter of opinion!

Whoopee! I'm rich! Great News!

How many of you set your email so that spam drops straight into the plop bucket? And then go and check the plop bucket anyway, just in case something goes in there that you actually wanted to read?

Well, I was checking my plop bucket today, and found that I've won $250,000 on the Australian Lottery! It's all the more miraculous AS I'VE NEVER BOUGHT A TICKET! It's all obviously bona fide:

'For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information
confidential(VERY SECRET) from the public until your claim is processed
and your prize money remitted/released to you.This is part of our
precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of
this program by some unscrupulous elements,equally to guard against non
participant or unofficial personnel taking undue advantage of this
program.'

(I'm sure they'll forgive me for sharing this (VERY SECRET) information on here. After all, how could I contain my excitement??)

And what's even more reassuring is that my prize money is being held in an account in ... Nigeria!!! I've a good mind to go over there in person ...