A very sad tail

Dear Agony Auntie,

I've stopped going to the gym. My abs and pecs aren't what they used to be. All the men I meet these days are maggot-lobbers who smell of fish. Are all men like this, or was it a mistake to join an anglers' club instead of going to the gym?

Yours,

The Lady In The Cartoon On Here Dated 26th September

xxx