Dear Agony Auntie,
My search for love did not abate during the festive season. However, the one man I set my sights on seemed to be a very generous type. I admired the testosterone evident in his rampant facial undergrowth. His sack was HUGE, if you know what I mean. But he seemed to be preoccupied with kiddies, rather than me.
Was he a paedophile, or was Santa's Grotto a not quite right venue to be seeking 'Mr Right'? Are all men like this?
Yours,
The Lady In The Cartoon On Here Dated 26th September
xxx
2 comments:
i am not from a reputable bank, but hope you are having a great christmas!
Happy New year Cathy.
I look forward to spending quality time with you in 2009.
XXX
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