... I'll say!
Why, there's a secret society near my ranch in Texas (they're so secret I don't know what they're called) and they regularly come round to my home, 56 of them sit on me so I can't move, and they FORCE FEED me with MacDonald's stuff. Yep, force feed me!
They then hang around with pitchforks to make sure I don't throw the stuff up again. In fact they make sure I wash it all down with chocolate milkshakes! Of course, being on the receiving end of this kind of treatment has caused my weight to rise to approximately 438lb.
And then, to cap it all, they've narrowed all my doors so I can't get out to go to the gym!!!!
Yeah, society's to blame all right!
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