I recently had a male visitor to my bedroom, who later claimed to have left a sock there. I don't understand why he felt the need to remove his socks in the first place, but there you are.
He suggested that the errant sock may have escaped to under my chest of drawers, so I checked under that item of furniture. No sock, but I found a French maid's pinny and a pair of fishnet tights under there.
Should I be worried?
Yours,
Suzette Crepe, OBE
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