Magical Force Field around My Car!

Well - today I found that there was an uncanny, mystical force which surrounded my motor. Whenever I (or rather the car, with me at the helm) approached a green traffic light, it would hurriedly go amber, then quickly red - AND STAY LIKE THAT FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME!!! I noticed this weird phenomenon no fewer than 62 times before I jolly well got fed up and jumped a red light. Fnarr.

Here is a picture of a car which looks a bit like mine, but much cleaner. And without all the maps, I expect.