Auntie's Brainwashing & Laundery Service,
123 Forget-Me-Now Lane,
Loose Thoughts Folly,
Lower BrainStem,
Herts.
27th September 2008
Dear Auntie,
I am writing to thank you for the appointment for me to avail myself of your brainwashing service, but my problem is not one of having dirty thoughts but rather the lack of them. Or any action in that department whatsover.
I have come to this conclusion having read through the entire stock of pornographic literature you lend me (your reading list) and not being able to understand any of it.
And who is St George anyway?
Yours,
The Lady in the Cartoon on here dated 26th September 2008
xxx
1 comment:
Dear lady,
Methinks the lady doth protest too much. You show all the signs of a compulsive nymphomaniac, so I have informed the local constabulary, who will no doubt be attending to your education soon.
No, Don't thank me, your screams will be thanks enough.
Love Auntie.
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