I think I may be on the verge of finding true love and romance. I met this nice man in a colonic irrigation parlour and he bought me a cappucino with sprinkles. In a coffee shop, not the colonic irrigation parlour. He wants me to get his name tattooed on my arm as a token of my love for him. His name is Bonky Chinkakronk (or so he says). Should I do it?
Yours,
The Lady in the Cartoon on here dated 26th September 2008
xxx
5 comments:
Dear Lady,
I think that if you try and tattoo his name on your arm, you'll either hit a major blood vessel, or run out of space. Perhaps you should consider using a dating agency, and looking for someone with a more normal name, like "Spike" - he'll be able to do the tattoo too ande save you some money...
Love, Auntie
Dear Auntie,
I wasn't sure what you were suggesting here ... maybe that this hypothetical 'Spike' should get 'Bonky Chinkakronk' tattooed on his arm instead? Sounds like a good idea to me. And, you're right, it will save me some money.
Mind you, the dating agency will cost, won't it?
Thanx for your input,
The Lady in the Cartoon on here dated 26th September 2008
xxx
Dear Lady,
Have you considered Therapy - I hear it's very good, and I offer reasonable rates.
I've made an appointment for you to see me at 2.30, at...
Auntie's Brainwashing & Laundery Service,
123 Forget-Me-Now Lane,
Loose Thoughts Folly,
Lower BrainStem,
Herts.
I've no sympathy, i've got 26 mistreses and i've had their name tattoed up the inside of my legs and lower buttocks. i couldnt put them on my arms as my work means i wear short sleeved tee-shirts and my missus might get the wrong idea.
yours
Tiger Woods xxx(By the way, what are you doing Friday afternoon?)
'What are you doing Friday afternoon?' - being wooed by me, that's what matey!
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