Sunday 22 January 2006

Puflet Politics

'Oaten? Oh Dear', squawks Puflet. 'Still don't understand all this politics stuff, but I don't think he does either. I think he didn't understand the term 'liberal party' and took it to mean three in a bed. And he was the Home Affairs spokesman, after all! Maybe he didn't quite appreciate what was meant by 'home affairs', exactly, and thought he'd better have a couple of affairs before speaking about them in front of all those people in the House of Commons (most of whom know all about affairs). Otherwise they'd just laugh at him, wouldn't they?'

Love P xxx