There has been some consternation at the palace recently, following the discovery of high-tech listening equipment in a rock in a park in Moscow. There are rocks in the front garden here. They're specifically for Puflet, because Lundy Island, which is where puffins come from, is composed mainly of rock and they make him feel at home. When I say 'rock' I mean 'stone-like things, but bigger'; not seaside rock - 'disgusting pink tooth-rotting stuff with lettering in'.
So Puflet was concerned that somebody might be listening to comings-and- goings at the palace. That was worrying enough, but then Mervyn went missing. Listening devices AND a kidnapping! So we all went out to investigate.
We turned over the first rock, and inspected it for listening devices ... and you'll never guess what we found ...
1 comment:
WHAT??????
(waiting with bated breathe)
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